Simon will hate this post, Chris will call me a nerd and The Poof will wince a bit and eat some more flowers, but I don't care. This site gives two tips on how to make your (least) favourite computer software package, (that's Photoshop) run faster.

I followed these steps, and to be perfectly honest I'm not sure if it has made the blindest ounce of difference, because I haven't done any work since. The website does have a very pretty background though.

[Edited] It has been brought to my attention that the site also features fake sponsorship logo's in the footer... cheeky. Most amusingly (to me) is the addition of a tongue in cheek, cliche, fashionable designer web hosting platform companies logo. Brilliant.